It's been said that a picture paints a thousand words. Well, some are no artist.
When getting involved with dating sites, it has become painfully obvious that the profile photo can say as much about the individual as a menu can say about Rocky Mountain oysters....with possibly the same response....EWWWW!
In a brief comparison between male and female photos, there is a marked difference. Men generally utilize the head shot, whereas women generally drape themselves over bed linens like they are posing as centerfolds for Playboy. Ladies, what are you thinking?! What happened to mystery? What happened to subtle seduction? What happened to the rest of the outfit? Muffin tops need not be revealed!
Gentlemen you could use some pointers in this as well. When getting that all important photo, using your webcam is probably not the best option. None of us need to be able to count your nose hairs. Also, mulitple hoochy mommas as props does not say fun-loving personna. It instead screams, "You Ain't 'Nothin But a Hound Dog!" And what is with that "sexy look"? You are not Robert Downey Jr.! The one eyebrow up and come hither look can easily be interpreted as, "the Beano didn't work and you're just seconds from finding that out!" But above all, please....please....please refrain from the speedo libido pose. The last master of this disaster made me want to run from my computer screaming, "MY EYES..MY EYES!!!"
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